{"id":408,"date":"2016-05-18T14:06:33","date_gmt":"2016-05-18T14:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/?p=408"},"modified":"2016-05-18T14:06:33","modified_gmt":"2016-05-18T14:06:33","slug":"ladies-of-the-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"Ladies of the evening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There&#8217;s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!\u00a0Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. I saw you with those two &#8220;ladies of the evening&#8221; at Elzars. Explain that. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.<\/p>\n<p>Tell them I hate them. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. One hundred dollars. OK, if everyone&#8217;s finished being stupid. Dear God, they&#8217;ll be killed on our doorstep! And there&#8217;s no trash pickup until January 3rd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There&#8217;s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!\u00a0Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. I saw you with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":406,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8],"tags":[13,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}