{"id":278,"date":"2016-05-21T10:52:29","date_gmt":"2016-05-21T10:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2016-05-21T10:52:29","modified_gmt":"2016-05-21T10:52:29","slug":"tell-her-she-looks-thin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"Tell her she looks thin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don&#8217;t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! File not found. Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-282\" src=\"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Dubai-Helicopter-Tour.jpg\" alt=\"Dubai-Helicopter-Tour\" width=\"1800\" height=\"644\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Dubai-Helicopter-Tour.jpg 1800w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Dubai-Helicopter-Tour-300x107.jpg 300w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Dubai-Helicopter-Tour-1024x366.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Dubai-Helicopter-Tour-768x275.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Dubai-Helicopter-Tour-1536x550.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Dubai-Helicopter-Tour-800x286.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I suppose I could part with &#8216;one&#8217; and still be feared\u2026 Dear God, they&#8217;ll be killed on our doorstep! And there&#8217;s no trash pickup until January 3rd. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.\u00a0No argument here. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book &#8216;Earth in the Balance&#8221;, and the much more popular &#8221;Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth&#8217;, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don&#8217;t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! File not found. Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! I suppose I could part with &#8216;one&#8217; and still be feared\u2026 Dear God, they&#8217;ll be killed on our doorstep! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":[],"categories":[6,8],"tags":[13,15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}