{"id":134,"date":"2016-05-29T10:34:06","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T10:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/?p=134"},"modified":"2016-05-29T10:34:06","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T10:34:06","slug":"hello-morbo-hows-the-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/?p=134","title":{"rendered":"Hello Morbo, how&#8217;s the family?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the &#8216;Breakfast Club&#8217; soundtrack! I can&#8217;t wait til I&#8217;m old enough to feel ways about stuff!\u00a0But existing is basically all I do! You guys aren&#8217;t Santa! You&#8217;re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Well I&#8217;da done better, but it&#8217;s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Internet. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ah, the &#8216;Breakfast Club&#8217; soundtrack! I can&#8217;t wait til I&#8217;m old enough to feel ways about stuff!\u00a0But existing is basically all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[5,6],"tags":[11,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}