{"id":130,"date":"2016-05-27T14:02:33","date_gmt":"2016-05-27T14:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/?p=130"},"modified":"2016-05-27T14:02:33","modified_gmt":"2016-05-27T14:02:33","slug":"you-risked-your-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"You risked your life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, she&#8217;ll probably make me do it. You mean while I&#8217;m sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?\u00a0What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! &#8216;It is!&#8217; My precious torso! That&#8217;s right, baby. I ain&#8217;t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! I wish! It&#8217;s a nickel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, she&#8217;ll probably make me do it. You mean while I&#8217;m sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?\u00a0What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! &#8216;It is!&#8217; My precious torso! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":226,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[11,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}