{"id":117,"date":"2016-05-22T12:37:58","date_gmt":"2016-05-22T12:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/?p=117"},"modified":"2016-05-22T12:37:58","modified_gmt":"2016-05-22T12:37:58","slug":"does-anybody-else-feel-jealous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Does anybody else feel jealous?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can crush me but you can&#8217;t crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You&#8217;re the only person I could turn to; you&#8217;re the only person who ever loved me. Fatal. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.\u00a0I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Good news, everyone! I&#8217;ve taught the toaster to feel love! Throw her in the brig. I&#8217;m sure those windmills will keep them cool.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-231 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/coffeebean.mallinidesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shoes.jpg\" alt=\"shoes\" width=\"1800\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shoes.jpg 1800w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shoes-300x133.jpg 300w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shoes-1024x455.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shoes-768x341.jpg 768w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shoes-1536x683.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/storytells.tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/shoes-800x356.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can crush me but you can&#8217;t crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You&#8217;re the only person I could turn to; you&#8217;re the only person who ever loved me. Fatal. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.\u00a0I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Good news, everyone! I&#8217;ve taught the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":110,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[11,12,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytells.tech\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}